The Dark Lord SATAN was straight to the point as he asked Lord Vlad what he prefers in a female.
"I like curves. Big busty with big lips and full hips. I like long hair preferably red, but any color is acceptable if they got the curves." VLAD stated dispelling the mystery.
SATAN concluded that a sex doll with those specifications could be had for a reasonable price. Lucifer also said that because of the FETLIFE nasty, catty behavior and persistence of sending flying monkeys to Lord VLAD that he would send a most heinous snow and ice storm upon the Southern and Eastern United States to avenge such arrogance.
"I was going to suggest bestowing a week of crotch rot upon the FETLIFE hooligans, but an epic snow and ice storm will do nicely." Lord VLAD concluded as he began to read the sex doll brochure online.
"This one will do nicely." VLAD said with lust. "Yessss."
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