THE NAZIS

When I was growing up there was this old German couple a few houses down. They had a thick German accent so we nicknamed them the Nazis even though they were innocent enough feeding stray cats that roamed the neighborhood and becoming territorial seeking lebensraum over the parking space directly in front of their home. One day a young man parked his hot rod muscle car in front of the Nazis home and trouble came in the form of the old German couple confronting the young guy who told them to go fuck themselves in standard North New Jersey fashion. When the man rose to drive his car in the morning he found a mound of cat shit in his front seat and no matter how he bitched he could not pin this on the old German pair who acted just like REAL Nazis would and shit bombed that arrogant fucker for having the balls to park in front of Nazi headquarters.