WHEN THINGS GET SHITTY AS THEY ARE UNDOUBTABLY NOW, PEOPLE RUSH TO BLAME THE JEWS WHO ARE MOSTLY LOVING, KIND, AND INNOCENT EXCEPT FOR HARVEY WEINSTEIN WHO IS A MUTHERFUCKER. THEY SAY THE JEWS ARE THE DEVIL AND THAT IS WRONG. FOR THE SAKE OF TRANSPARANCY I AM A JEW AND THE DEVIL AND ACCEPT FULL BLAME AND SCORN WHEREAS THE JEWISH PEOPLE DESERVE UNDERSTANDING AND LOVE AS ALL PEOPLE DO.

Somebody stop me. I have lust in my heart and long for the 1980s and old episodes of the LOVE BOAT. Alas.