LANGUAGE ARTS WITH VLADVAMPIRELORD

 Here is exactly what a SLOB hears when you explain about the value of organizing the apartment.

TRANSLATION:

Bla bla bla bla bla blaa bla bla bla

You cannot convert or convince a SLOB.  You can either coerce them or change must come from within like if a WHORE suddenly decides to become a straight laced church goer and refrain from all night and day fuckery for cash.

The likelihood is near zero so you can ONLY change YOURSELF and deal with the resulting fallout around you.