At the University, I had a gay teacher for a Playwriting class and just in passing he said that he'd like to see me in a dress. I responded, "That is not going to happen." But a few years later for Halloween I wore a blonde wig and fit into a dress for an extremely obese woman for a Halloween costume. That was when LADY MORGANA was fun and went along with my outlandish schemes so we merged as a two headed lady.
I found the dress at a harvest festival and bought it for a few dollars after the idea came to me for a weird costume. The wig probably cost 10 times what I paid for the dress. I had to rip it so that LADY MORGANA and I could fit inside, but it was a tight, uncomfortable situation and I could not drive to the Halloween dance in costume. So we rented a room in the hotel where the club was and dressed inside the room as a two headed lady which was funny at the time except if you are a real two headed lady for real which is no joke you might take offense.
That withstanding, we dressed in costume as a monstrous two headed woman and took the elevator down to the club and the looks we got when the doors opened was priceless and worth the night of agony trying to walk around with two people fitted in a dress made for one obese woman. Some drunk woman was even trying to seduce us which would have been a plus if LADY MORGANA ws freaky like that which she is not.
After an exhausting night we got back to the room and plopped onto the bed, separated again and relieved. from exhaustion. That is the fullest extent of my drag experience. I make an ugly woman two heads or not and I don't anticipate a repeat of this escapade. But it was well worth the agony for the spectacle that ensued.
Alas.
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